iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

Most to Least Likely to be Able to Deal with Heartbreak

shitthesignssay:

  1. Sagittarius
  2. Aquarius
  3. Aries
  4. Leo
  5. Gemini
  6. Libra
  7. Capricorn
  8. Virgo
  9. Pisces
  10. Taurus
  11. Cancer
  12. Scorpio
Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

Leaving her hotel in Athens, Greece. (09.19.14)

your fave is problematic: London Tipton

aduhm:

-Capitalist
-Had better half-birthday party the same day as Maddie’s Sweet 16

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

you seem like such a slut
Anonymous

hilarydank:

okay !

nothing will ruin your 20s more than thinking you should have your life together already.
I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)

femmewitch:

i still havent recovered from this

unclefather:

*elementary school*

kid 1: whatcha doing

kid 2: eating chocolate

kid 1: where’d ya get it

kid 2: doggy dropped it

*8 years later*

me: they were eating poop