WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
if only?? notre dame was real?????
I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.
-Had better half-birthday party the same day as Maddie’s Sweet 16
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
|—||I need to write this on every wall of my room. (via thisyearsgirls)|
i still havent recovered from this
kid 1: whatcha doing
kid 2: eating chocolate
kid 1: where’d ya get it
kid 2: doggy dropped it
*8 years later*
me: they were eating poop