Just got this snapchat from Satpix.
Emily what are you doing with your life.
Drake seen in recovery after “Anaconda” music video
*sees my son playing basketball with his friends* *brings everyone fresh lemonade and cookies while wearing booty shorts a crop top and wedges*
BEAR STAWP UR FLIRTIN UR MAKIN ME BLUSH
Happening right now.
via The Huffington Post.
My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
|—||it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)|
If you think cats can’t love you as much as a dog then you’ve obviously never had one come lay beside you and purr while you’re in the middle of a crying fit
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
[Image: a series of tweets by justified agitator (@Awkward_Duck) on August 19, 2014.
1:23 AM: We literally laid in someone’s backyard for what seemed like an eternity while tanks rolled down the streets #Ferguson
1:26 AM: I’m live tweeting because there’s a media blackout. #Ferguson
1:33 AM: I’m so shaken. They’re literally just rolling around throwing tear gas into neighborhoods-not aggressive crowds. #Ferguson
1:34 AM: I was pouring milk over one guys eyes when they came back around and threw another at us. #Ferguson
1:51 AM: Let me repeat, THEY ARE GASSING NEIGHBORHOODS not crowds of protestors.There was only a few of us walking. there is no curfew, so why?]